britmitch:

pureinsamity:

i have some handcuffs… i think you know what i’m thinking.

we’re going to arrest every single furry. every single last one of them

britmitch:

pureinsamity:

i have some handcuffs… i think you know what i’m thinking.

we’re going to arrest every single furry. every single last one of them

(Source: terminaltides, via kikmessenger)

ohaidivz:

maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

i die a little each time this is way too cute ok

ohaidivz:

maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

i die a little each time this is way too cute ok

(Source: enelojodelculo, via chicken-fingers)

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

(via chicken-fingers)

dilfgod:

u got any dr pepper

dilfgod:

u got any dr pepper

(Source: zay4ik, via dulect)

darkpurity:

jfmical:

chrissymodi-frost:

notwosnowflakesarealike:

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

I’ve seen Coraline enough times to know not to fuck with that.

TRUTH^

JOEY ITS LOKE YOUR CLOSET

OH MY GOD MY CLOSEt SCARES ME

me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

wavesbreaking:

boygirlparty:

Brenda Song and Raven Symone run into each other at the gym and exchange numbers while Trace Cryus looks on. June, 2014

this is all too much

(via condom)

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

(via mjshorsey)

(via stability)